The Soup Nazi Kitchen

Everett, WA

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Black Bean Brownie

Main Menu · Desserts from Monk's Cafe

Taste and texture like a conventional brownie, except this is made with black beans, oats, cacao, vegan chocolate chips, and maple syrup. No other sugar. Vegan and gluten-free, but it doesn't taste like a hippie brownie; tastes more like a redneck brownie. Buy it or you're going to have a nightmare about Kramer jerking off.

16 oz. Curry Brown Rice and Beans

Main Menu · Cantstandja Sides

Brown rice is high in fiber, so you get full easily and poop better. Lots of beans too for fiber and protein. Cooked in curry, onions, and olive oil.

Curry Chickpea Salad

Main Menu · Yada Yada Salads

Chickpeas, tomato, cucumber, and curry dressing.

Vegan Lentil Soup

Main Menu · No Soup for You!

Lentils in garlic ginger vegan broth. Seasonal veggies.

Vegan Sausage

Main Menu · Seinfeld's Leftovers (aka Kramer's Fridge Raid)

Plant-based sausage.

Main Menu

Desserts from Monk's Cafe

Black Bean Brownie

Candied Orange Peels

Simmered in chocolate ginger syrup, then slow baked and coated in powdered sugar. Sweet and a hint of bitter. Low calorie alternative to candy. 8 ounce container.

Dried Apricots

Sweet. Eight ounces.

Sponge Worthy Snacks

Lindt's Dark Chocolate

With a touch of sea salt.

Kale Chips

Crispy, homemade with olive oil, cracked pepper, and sea salt.

Yam Chips, 16oz.

Oven baked till crispy, olive oil and sea salt.

Dark Chocolate Almond Bites

Size: 8 ounces.

Yada Yada Salads

Curry Chickpea Salad

Chickpeas, tomato, cucumber, and curry dressing.

Beet Salad

Pickled beets, ginger, garlic, parmesan, and walnuts.

No Soup for You!

Vegan Lentil Soup

Lentils in garlic ginger vegan broth. Seasonal veggies.

Seinfeld's Leftovers (aka Kramer's Fridge Raid)

Vegan Sausage

Plant-based sausage.

Cantstandja Sides

16 oz. Curry Brown Rice and Beans

Brown rice is high in fiber, so you get full easily and poop better. Lots of beans too for fiber and protein. Cooked in curry, onions, and olive oil.

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