The Soup Nazi Kitchen

Everett, WA

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Vegan Lentil Soup

Main Menu · No Soup for You!

Lentils in garlic ginger vegan broth. Seasonal veggies.

Curry Chickpea Salad (8 oz)

Main Menu · Yada Yada Salads

Chickpeas, tomato, cucumber, and curry dressing.

Black Bean Brownie

Main Menu · Desserts from Monk's Cafe

Tastes and has the texture of a conventional brownie, except this is made with black beans, oats, cacao, vegan chocolate chips, and maple syrup. No other sugar. Nutritionally, it's a protein bar that tastes like a brownie! Vegan and gluten-free, but it doesn't taste like a Hippie brownie — tastes more like a Redneck brownie. Buy it or you're going to have a nightmare about Kramer jerking off.

16 oz. Curry Brown Rice and Beans

Main Menu · Cantstandja Sides

Brown rice is high in fiber so you get full easily and poop better. Lots of beans too for fiber and protein. Cooked in curry, onions, and olive oil.

Beet Salad

Main Menu · Yada Yada Salads

Pickled beets, ginger, garlic, parmesan, and walnuts.

Yada Yada Salads

Curry Chickpea Salad (8 oz)

Chickpeas, tomato, cucumber, and curry dressing.

Beet Salad

Pickled beets, ginger, garlic, parmesan, and walnuts.

No Soup for You!

Vegan Lentil Soup

Lentils in garlic ginger vegan broth. Seasonal veggies.

Desserts from Monk's Cafe

Black Bean Brownie

Tastes and has the texture of a conventional brownie, except this is made with black beans, oats, cacao, vegan chocolate chips, and maple syrup. No other sugar. Nutritionally, it's a protein bar that tastes like a brownie! Vegan and gluten-free, but it doesn't taste like a Hippie brownie — tastes more like a Redneck brownie. Buy it or you're going to have a nightmare about Kramer jerking off.

Dried Apricots

Sweet. 8 oz.

Cantstandja Sides

16 oz. Curry Brown Rice and Beans

Brown rice is high in fiber so you get full easily and poop better. Lots of beans too for fiber and protein. Cooked in curry, onions, and olive oil.

Seinfeld's Leftovers (aka Kramer's Fridge Raid)

Vegan Sausage

Plant-based sausage.

Spongeworthy Snacks

Kale Chips

Crispy, homemade with olive oil, cracked pepper, and sea salt.

Yam Chips, 16 oz.

Oven baked till crispy, olive oil, and sea salt.

Are You the Master of Your Domain? (Random Stuff)

No vegan options.