Bastard Pies

Tumwater, WA

Bastard Pies has extremely limited vegan options, and we recommend avoiding this restaurant if possible. Vegans may be able to order from the vegan menu section, such as Plain Fries or Arugula Salad.

Top Picks

Winder Fries

Contains undefined. We suggest removing the (old bay fries*, truffle and parmesan fries)[1].

Plain Fries

Contains fries. We suggest removing the ranch.

Simple Salad

Contains arugula, cherry tomatoes, red onion, and ranch dressing. We suggest removing the ranch dressing.

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Snacks

Winder Fries

Contains undefined. We suggest removing the (old bay fries*, truffle and parmesan fries)[1].

Chicken Wings

Contains chicken wings, and chipotle maple crunch. We don't recommend this item.

Simple Salad

Contains arugula, cherry tomatoes, red onion, and ranch dressing. We suggest removing the ranch dressing.

For the Little Bastards!!!

Classic Pepperoni

Contains mozzarella, pepperoni, parmesan, pizza crust, and tomato sauce. We don't recommend this item.

Classic Hawaiian

Contains ham, mozzarella, parmesan, pineapple, and tomato sauce. We don't recommend this item.

Plain Fries

Contains fries. We suggest removing the ranch.

Classic Cheese

Contains mozzarella, parmesan, and tomato sauce. We don't recommend this item.

The Hits

Walker Texas Ranger

Contains brisket, chimichurri, crispy onions, pickled cabbage, and sweet potato. We don't recommend this item.

Old Dirty Bastard

Contains Calabrian chili, olives, oregano, and salami. We don't recommend this item.

Honey Boo Boo

Contains candied bacon, pepperoni, and hot honey. We don't recommend this item.

Sail the Seas of Cheese

Contains balsamic, cheese blend, gorgonzola, radicchio, rosemary, and white sauce. We don't recommend this item.

Joe vs. the Volcano

Contains cilantro, jalapeno, pineapple, pork shoulder, and smoked cheddar. We don't recommend this item.

Fungus Among Us

Contains arugula, roasted garlic, truffle oil, wild mushrooms, and white sauce. The white sauce may contain non-vegan ingredients.

Keep It Simple, Stupid

Contains basil, mozzarella, and tomato. We don't recommend this item.

Seasonal Pies

Feel free to build your own pizza based on available toppings. Ask us about our delicious vegan options.

The Bay of Pigs

Contains Dijon, ham, pepperoncini, pickles, pork, pizza crust, and Swiss. We don't recommend this item.

We Be Smokin

Contains BBQ chicken, BBQ sauce, cheese, cilantro, pepperoncini, pizza crust, red onion, and smoked cheddar. We don't recommend this item.

Salad

Hail Caesar!

Contains egg, garlic croutons, parmesan, pickled cabbage, and romaine. We don't recommend this item.

Arrugula!

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