The Vortex Bar & Grill
Top Picks
Funnel Cake Fries
Contains batter, french fries, and powdered sugar. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Ultimate Patty Melt
Contains cheddar cheese, dill pickles, marble-rye bread, onions, Swiss cheese, and Vortex sauce. We don't recommend this item.
House Salad
Contains bacon bits, cheese, croutons, mixed greens, mushrooms, red onion, and tomato. We suggest removing the (balsamic vinaigrette?, blue cheese, creamy ranch, fried chicken, honey mustard, impossible burger*, jalapeño ranch, mixed greens, sirloin burger, black bean veggie burger?, shredded cheese, bacon bits, croutons, diced tomato, diced red onion, mushrooms)[1], the bacon bits, the blue cheese, the fried chicken, the honey mustard, the impossible burger*, the mixed greens, the sirloin burger, the shredded cheese, and the bacon bits. The croutons or the black bean veggie burger may contain non-vegan ingredients.
Laughing Skull Onion Rings
Contains batter, and onion rings. The batter or the Vortex Sauce may contain non-vegan ingredients.
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Old-School Burgers
This classic American burger style is a tribute to vintage neighborhood eateries, coffee shops, and local diners across the country. The patties on these burgers are griddled nice and flat and cooked until they're done. Patty preferences: - Option to sub a flame-grilled beef patty, grilled-pressed beef patty, grilled chicken breast, fried chicken breast, black bean veggie patty, or an Impossible burger patty. - Choose how you want your burger cooked: well-done, medium-well, medium, medium-rare, or rare. Side options: - French fries, tater tots, fried plantains, loaded potato salad, Zapp's Voodoo potato chips, a cup of soup or chili, mac 'n' cheese, fried zucchini, onion rings, house salad, or funnel cake fries.
No vegan options.
Carnival Desserts
Everything is better when it's deep-fried, and our desserts are certainly no exception. If you agree, then we highly recommend finishing your meal with one of these captivating carny-approved confections.
Funnel Cake Fries
Contains batter, french fries, and powdered sugar. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Chilis, Soups, and Salads
We whip up stock pots of love from scratch every day. Our chili is served with homemade cornbread and can be topped with shredded cheese, diced onion, and/or sour cream. Our soup is served with crackers.
House Salad
Contains bacon bits, cheese, croutons, mixed greens, mushrooms, red onion, and tomato. We suggest removing the (balsamic vinaigrette?, blue cheese, creamy ranch, fried chicken, honey mustard, impossible burger*, jalapeño ranch, mixed greens, sirloin burger, black bean veggie burger?, shredded cheese, bacon bits, croutons, diced tomato, diced red onion, mushrooms)[1], the bacon bits, the blue cheese, the fried chicken, the honey mustard, the impossible burger*, the mixed greens, the sirloin burger, the shredded cheese, and the bacon bits. The croutons or the black bean veggie burger may contain non-vegan ingredients.
Appetizers
These group snacks are the perfect way to get the party started by sharing them with your friends. Or you can be a big glutton and order one all for yourself. That's okay. We're not about judgment unless it's bad judgment. Choose your flavor from the sauce selection below: original buffalo sauce (standard heat), spicy honey bbq sauce (a little spicy), or atomic death sauce (hot as hell, no returns).
Laughing Skull Onion Rings
Contains batter, and onion rings. The batter or the Vortex Sauce may contain non-vegan ingredients.
Basic Burgers
Half-pound patties of 100% premium ground sirloin cooked over an open flame and served on a toasted bun. Option to add applewood smoked bacon, sautéed mushrooms, sautéed onions, or sautéed bell peppers. Option to sub a patty with grilled-pressed beef, grilled chicken breast, fried chicken breast, black bean veggie patty, or an Impossible burger patty. Choose your temp for beef patties. Option to pick one side: french fries, tater tots, fried plantains, loaded potato salad, Zapp's Voodoo potato chips, a cup of soup or chili, mac 'n' cheese, fried zucchini, onion rings, house salad, or funnel cake fries.
No vegan options.
Easy Sliders
Two mini burgers topped with American cheese and diner relish. Option to substitute the patty with grilled-pressed beef, grilled chicken breast, fried chicken breast, black bean veggie patty, or Impossible burger patty. Choose your doneness for beef patties. Side options are french fries, tater tots, fried plantains, loaded potato salad, Zapp's Voodoo Potato Chips, a cup of soup or chili, mac 'n' cheese, fried zucchini, onion rings, house salad, or funnel cake fries.
No vegan options.
Signature Burgers
Our basic burgers are great, but we designed the unique signature burgers below to help expand your horizons. All burgers noted with "(Ltop)" are also topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, and dill pickle slices.
No vegan options.
Sandwiches
No vegan options.