Joe Schmoe's
Cypress, CA
Top Picks
Garden Burger
Contains tomato, mayo, lettuce, garden burger patty, cheese, avocado, and a choice of white bun, or wheat bun. We suggest removing the cheese, and mayo. The garden patty may be non-vegan.
All Natural Grilled Veggie Dog
Contains grilled veggie dog, and all natural grilled veggie dog bun. This item may contain dairy.
Cole Slaw
Contains coleslaw dressing, carrot, and cabbage. This item may contain dairy.
Joe's Chopped Salad
Contains tomato wedge, red cabbage, pickled red onions, lettuce, hard-boiled eggs, cucumbers, chicken breast*, cheddar cheese, carrots, burger patty*, and avocado. We suggest removing the cheddar cheese, and egg and substituting the choice of dressing.
Joe's Fresh-Cut Fries
Contains red ranch*, garlic ranch*, ranch*, honey mustard*, bleu cheese*, mississippi comeback sauce*, ketchup*, and french fries. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Full Menu
Fresh Ground Burgers
1/4lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Served on a white bun or a wheat bun. Comes with lettuce, tomato, and "Joe's dressing." Option to add onions or pickles on request.
Garden Burger
Contains tomato, mayo, lettuce, garden burger patty, cheese, avocado, and a choice of white bun, or wheat bun. We suggest removing the cheese, and mayo. The garden patty may be non-vegan.
Build Your Dog
Choose your link: 100% all beef dogs. Three easy steps: 1) Pick your link. 2) Pick your toppings. 3) Add your extras!
All Natural Grilled Veggie Dog
Contains grilled veggie dog, and all natural grilled veggie dog bun. This item may contain dairy.
Hot Nashville Sides
Authentic sides that complement the Nashville flavor.
Cole Slaw
Contains coleslaw dressing, carrot, and cabbage. This item may contain dairy.
Fresh Cut Fries
Contains french fries. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Crinkle Cut Fries
Contains crinkle cut fries. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Tater Tots
Contains tater tots. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Add Some Greens. Salads!
Choice of homemade ranch, bleu cheese, Italian, or honey mustard dressing.
Joe's Chopped Salad
Contains tomato wedge, red cabbage, pickled red onions, lettuce, hard-boiled eggs, cucumbers, chicken breast*, cheddar cheese, carrots, burger patty*, and avocado. We suggest removing the cheddar cheese, and egg and substituting the choice of dressing.
Fries, Sides, and Slaws
Comes with one free sauce of your choice. Option to add extra sauce. Choice of dipping sauces are Mississippi comeback sauce, honey mustard, bleu cheese, ranch, garlic ranch, or red ranch. Option to add cheese sauce.
Joe's Fresh-Cut Fries
Contains red ranch*, garlic ranch*, ranch*, honey mustard*, bleu cheese*, mississippi comeback sauce*, ketchup*, and french fries. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Side Salad
Contains tomato, and lettuce. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Crinkle-Cut Fries
Contains crinkle-cut fries. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Tater Tots
Contains tater tots, and dipping sauce. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Choice of Toppings
Load it up with these freebies: ketchup, mustard, onions, dill relish, sweet relish, jalapeños, sport peppers, or pickle chips.
Pickle Spear
Contains pickle. We believe this item is vegan as is.
Kids Favorites
For kids 10 and under.
No vegan options.
Barbecue and Southern Favorites
No vegan options.
Classic Chicken
No vegan options.
Tap Root Beer Floats
Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda.
No vegan options.
Pick Your Heat Level
Go easy or go hard, it's up to you!
No vegan options.
Hand-Spun Shakes
Hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream.
No vegan options.
Concretes
Our thick custard blended like a shake, "without the milk," with your favorite mix-in.
No vegan options.
Want More? Get a Party Pack.
Pick your heat level, max 2 heat levels per box.
No vegan options.
Specialty Dogs
You make the choice: natural casing or skinless all-beef dogs.
No vegan options.
Choose Your Chicken
How do you want it? Choose from chicken tenders or a sandwich.
No vegan options.
Sundaes
Topped with fresh whipping cream. Made with vanilla frozen custard unless otherwise requested.
No vegan options.
Frozen Custard
Made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe's. Choose chocolate or vanilla. Pair with a handmade waffle cone, classic cone, or a cup.
No vegan options.
